The Magical Touch

Life's been getting me down There's pain and anger all around I'm sitting in a dark room writing these songs at night I wish that there was something to make it all alright I've searched the highest mountain tops The deepest oceans For a magical elixer For the perfect potion I think I found my pick me up All I have to do is Touch your butt I never really ask for much But the world these days has got me Kind of stuck in a rut And you're the only one that can help me Get back that confident strut Can I please just touch your butt? Feels like a pillow pressed up against my cheek And even though I'm feeling stressed and pressed all week I swear your glutes have magic powers I could squeeze them like a stress ball for a thousand hours When I touch that thick rear end I know somethings are heaven sent Thank you, God, for working through me Forget Piety, devoted to rubbing booty I never really ask for much But the world these days has got me Kind of stuck in a rut And you're the only one that can help me Get back that confident strut Can I please just touch your butt? Yeah, yeah, touch your butt Your ass ain't only to shake It also makes me feel incredibly great Anytime I have new goals to reach Let me contemplate while I rub your peach Rub it but a genie already granted my wishes Cuddled up on the couch with my magical Mrs Yeah, and I'm the big spoon Already forgot all that doom and gloom I've searched the highest mountain tops The deepest oceans For a magical elixer For the perfect potion I think I found my pick me up All I have to do is Touch your butt I never really ask for much But the world these days has got me Kind of stuck in a rut And you're the only one that can help me Get back that confident strut Can I please just touch your butt? Yeah, yeah, touch your butt Can I please Touch your butt? Can I please Touch your butt? Can I please Touch your butt? Can I please Touch your butt? Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, oh